Saturday, 11 June 2016

New Anthology out now, 'What Goes Around'

Available on Amazon.

Cover Art: Kevin Enhart

This is out today. David Owain Hughes kindly asked me for a story for this, so I wrote 'Those Borrowed Faces' for 'What Goes Around', edited by David himself and Jonathan Ondrashek.

Table of Contents:

Introduction – Ty Schwamberger
Conquistador – Jack Rollins
Tiddlers – Rhys Milsom
Route 66 – Dawn Cano
Rose Above – Stuart Keane
Taming the Tongue – Chad Lutzke
A Hitman’s Death – Peter Oliver Wonder
Where the Monsters Live – Duncan Ralston
The Killing Floor – Alice J. Black
Revenge Exactly – Tamara Fey Turner
Under Cursed Moonlight – Jonathan Moon
Something Old, Something New, Something Cursed, Something Blue – Sarah Dale
Queen B – Rose Garnett
Those Borrowed Faces – Craig Saunders
Knackered – Skip Novak
Wretched Annie – Rich Hawkins

Published by Great British Horror.

That's it!

Love you. x

Friday, 27 May 2016

An Ode to Skyrim

Today, I put Skyrim in my 'hidden' folder in Steam, for the first time in three years. Not dead, not forgotten...more of an Elder (Scroll) relative in a retirement home.

A passion so long, I think, deserves an obituary.

I began Skyrim in 2013, or thereabouts. Three years. Three thousand hours, on and off. A game (like all the other Elder Scrolls I've played - Daggerfall, Morrowind...) which I never even finished.

Why would I? Like life, I don't need to know how it turns out. It's the journey, the people you meet, the sights...and yes, also crafting armour and weapons, and sneaking up behind people to slit their throats with Mehrunes' Razor. Just like life.

I loved a ton of games over many years now. Baldur's Gate, Deus Ex, Doom, Starcraft. These are worlds I've loved longer than girlfriends. Skyrim is, perhaps, the longest of these flings. Imperfect, sometimes, but endlessly surprising, fascinating, and yes, beautiful. My penchant for creating busty characters in entirely impractical armour aside, it's been a blast. I'm not sad to put it away. I'm not sad I spent such a long time in the world, either. I've been a badass, heavily-muscled warrior with a two-handed blade, a very tall high-elf lesbian Agent of Dibella, I've made lots of coffee while my various characters have spent a eon at the stone quarry to build all of my unnecessary homes across the length and breadth of a world which could, almost, be endless. I've called dragons from the sky, rode ghost horses, chased a headless horseman for miles across tundra to find that no, actually, I can't do anything to him anyway.

I fought Draugr with nothing but a fork, searched for Void Salts obsessively so I could upgrade my Nightingale armour, thrown myself from stupid heights and died to avoid Sabre Cats while wearing nothing but fur pants. I shouted butterflies from the very air.

Hours. That's how long the drudgery might take to get a hood to wear which goes with an outfit you've invested just as much time in. It's ridiculous. Yes. Yes it is. But lookit, ain't I gorgeous!?

Until the next new character, because, now I want to be a mage...

From time to time, like a true tourist, I'd simply stop to take a picture. 

Was Skyrim the perfect game? No. Not really. Sometimes, it would prove frustrating. Sometimes, there was grind, yes - but only if you chose it. You could play however you wanted - you could, feasibly, be a beggar and do nothing more. There is a mod which lets you do just that. There are mods for everything, almost - posh mudcrabs. That's it. Posh MUDCRABS! I'm sold. Take my money.

And, to those who are about to mod, I salute you. Personally, I think they are a wonderful thing. So much so that I installed mods until my PC fell over and screamed, 'NO MORE!'

...and still, I would not relented because I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN!

Is it insane to spend such a long time on one game? Probably. But, as I watch Ulfric's head roll across the flagstones, I get to walk away while the world burns behind me. I get to move on...because like any other life, real or virtual, they all end somewhere.

Goodbye, you cruel, fascinating and beautifully drawn world.

Hello Fallout 4.

Love you. x

Sunday, 10 April 2016

April FREE Promotions

The following will be FREE for a period of five days from 22nd April (Fri) 2016 until 26th April (Tuesday).

A Home by the Sea (Horror) - FREE

Damned to Cold Fire (Horror) - FREE

Spiggot, Too (Comedy) - FREE

Spiggot (Comedy)  - FREE

The Gold Ring (Comedy) - FREE

I'm also running just one 99c/p promotion for a newer title:

The Dead Boy (Apocalyptic/Horror) - 99c/p

These books are ALWAYS 99c/p:

Rythe Awakes (Heroic Fantasy)
The Outlaw King (Heroic Fantasy)
Days of Christmas (Noir/Comedy)
A Scarecrow to Watch over Her (Horror/Crime)
Spiggot (Comedy)
Death by a Mother's Hand (Horror)
Insulation (Horror)
The Walls of Madness (Horror)

Sorry about all the bold and italics...trying to make it stand out. Not sure it worked, but there you go. A load of free stuff, and some cheap stuff.

Anyway, if you do get something from free, and you can, I'm only doing it hoping for a review or two (not especially because I'm just really nice) so leave a review, eh? Or, just click 'follow' on my Amazon page if you visit.

Reviews probably help sales, as do 'follows'. Probably. I don't really know. I could find out, but what does it matter?

Love you. x